Rupert Are You Ready?

from A Complete History of Witchcraft by The Vega Bodegas

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Rupert are you ready, are you ready Rupert? I’ve got something here if you want to shoot it Rupert.

She’s under the bed. She’s up the wall. She is everywhere. I may be vain, I may be late. I moved the moon just to hide your face. We have never hated you Rupert. We have always loved you Rupert.

What’s mine is mine. What’s yours ain’t yours. Take off your jacket, throw off your clothes. What good is a reason if the reason is violence? I see a future where men like me will rule the universe in bobble hats and tweed. Beneath the undergrowth I’m waiting with a lens. I’ll hold it all together, before the story ends.

That’s about it all. Lights, camera act just like we’re equals. I got stuck as the Transporter waited. Wolfgang Sexwax Amadeus. I’ll return when the dust starts to settle. Lights, camera, hide amongst your equals. I got my eyes on your eyeballs. I got my eyes on your eyeballs baby.

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from A Complete History of Witchcraft, released July 13, 2018

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"The Vega Bodegas trip the light fantastic between surreal stand-up and unhinged rock and roll" WalesOnline

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